Whether its Hail, Wind or Fire I WILL BE THERE. Well, maybe not fire… but pretty much anything else gimmie a call on my iPhone!
Pet Store Worker
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Hedge Fund Manager
So.....our pipes were leaking in our basement and the Professionist guy shows up and wraps tape around the wet pipes. My wife shut off the water main. He puts his scarf on and runs up our stairs. We got a bill four days later.
Lightning struck our house one night and when the contractor went on the roof the next day this guy in a red scarf was passed out next to our TV antenna with no eyebrows. The contractor said his body absorbed some of the lightning. Thank You Protector!
I backed into a pole at the Save-a-Lot. I went in to tell the manager and when I got out this goonie guy was sitting on my hood saying he was going to mediate our argument. The manager said, "dont worry about it" and walked away. This Protractionist guy hands me a bill for service and runs into the woods. Thanks?
The Proteculator is awesome! He got me a new car after my other car was stolen. It was actually the same car without wheels or seats but I can find new ones somewhere. Thanks !!!